December 2011
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October 2011
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August 2011
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July 2011
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June 2011
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April 2011
3 posts
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Stranger: m here
You: f, also here
Stranger: from where?
Stranger: and age
Stranger: ?
You: From the US. 19
Stranger: nice wats ur size?
You: Fuck you.
Stranger: hey wait
Stranger: are u hot
Stranger: ?
You: Fuck you.
Stranger: why ain u?
Stranger: aint u?
You: See, fuck you because you have no idea how to talk to a woman.
Stranger: i m just straight
Stranger: k lets play roleplay
You: Okay. What will you be?
Stranger: i will be your cousin
Stranger: and we r alone at home
Stranger: and i will seduce u
You: Okay. I’ll start.
You: “Jeffrey! Did you tape over my Buffy?”
You: “What the FUCK Jeffrey?”
You: “God I’ll be glad when you’re not here anymore.
Stranger: hey i m sorry
You: With this fucking beyblades shit?
You: What is this, I don’t even.
You: You’re going to have to make this up to me.
Stranger: hey cool down sis
Stranger: well u look sexy when u get angry
You: I’m not your sis. We’ll never be that close.
Stranger: k
You: God you’re so gross. What the— are those my panties?
Stranger: mmm yes
You: In your backpack, I see them hanging out. Are those my fucking panties?
You: Jesus christ Jeffrey! I’m calling mom
Stranger: no no plz
Stranger: dont call mom
Stranger: i’ll not do it again
Stranger: plz i will do whatever u want but plz dot call mom
You: Alright. Well. Let me think of something.
Stranger: okay
You: Why don’t you come sit down next to me on the couch here? I still have season three here. You didn’t replace that with your japanese cartoons.
Stranger: k as u wish
You: This is a good one. See how Giles has her hypnotized here? It’s for an age-old ritual. Pay attention.
Stranger: hmm i m
You: Okay now she’s in the house. See how she has to outwit the vampire?
Stranger: well wait emily… i want to gift u a bra for your b’day… can u tell me your size?
You: See, Jeffrey, that’s why I wanted you to watch this with me. You really need to learn more about women, actually just human interaction in general. I literally just caught you with a pair of my panties and now you’re asking me about my breasts.
You: It’s very off-putting.
Stranger: well i love u emily
Stranger: u r just amazing
Stranger: i cant help it but i want to feel u
Stranger: to be wid u always
You: Whoa there, that’s pretty scary. Look, you’re only saying this because I’m the first thing with a vagina outside of your mom that you’ve ever been this close to. But if I fucked you, wow, there are so many stigmas there.
You: You’re my family
You: You watch beyblades
You: You steal panties
You: It’s impossible to reconcile these things.
Stranger: there’s no need of….
Stranger: i need you
Stranger: plz
You: Shhhh. Shh shhh shhh. It’s okay. You do need me, yes. Just not the way you think you do.
Stranger: u r freaking sexy u made me hard everytime i see u
Stranger: and there is hard on now also
You: Is there… ? Oh, yeah, there it is…
Stranger: see u done that
You: Okay. Well, there is one thing I’d be willing to do.
Stranger: wat?
You: But you can’t tell anyone. ANYONE.
Stranger: i will not
You: If you do, I will fucking kill you. You know I can.
Stranger: dats a promise
Stranger: i will not
You: Okay. I want you to drop your pants.
Stranger: k i drop my pants
Stranger: now boxers also
Stranger: ahhh a huge one
You: There it is, yes. We’re not doing anything with it right now though. It’ll have to wait.
You: Clear off the coffee table.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: cleared
You: Good, good. Now, bend over the table. Show me your asshole.
You: Spread those cheeks.
Stranger: k u r my master now huh
You: I’m applying my sandpaper condom to my 9-inch strapon dildo. Pull those cheeks apart! Use your hands!
Stranger: hey what r u doing
Stranger: it pains
You: This is what you wanted! Now I have your hands cuffed behind your back.
You: I ram my dildo into your brown asshole.
Stranger: no i want u
You: Now I’m doing just the slickest moves with a butterfly knife while I rock you.
You: Two butterfly knives!
You: As I moan with ecstasy I slam them both into your spine.
You: Buffy is still playing in the background. I know this will be the best orgasm now.
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: I hold you up on your knees, knowing your legs can no longer receive orders from your brain. I have severed that connection most sexily.
Stranger: u r a dirty bitch
Stranger: i will rape u
You: I whip my knives out of your back and continue to whip them around in just the sickest fashion.
January 2011
1 post
November 2010
4 posts
October 2010
1 post
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
2 posts
July 2010
2 posts
omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: female,19,horny,german
You: asl
You: hey
Stranger: 19,m,india
You: i love indians
Stranger: gud
You: soo,what are you wearing
Stranger: just shotrs.....
Stranger: u?
You: nothing at all..
Stranger: wow
You: i know
You: i think so
Stranger: i wish i could b der....
You: i wish you could be here too baby
You: i want you to touch me ;)
Stranger: i 2
Stranger: ur figure?
You: slim,sporty
You: DD
Stranger: gr8
You: ghetto booty though
You: yours?
Stranger: i'm also slim but smart
You: what do you do then
You: Im smart.I know all sorts of tricks
You: ;)
Stranger: i'm student
You: ooh ok,what do you wanna be? Doctors are sexy..
Stranger: i ll be an engineer
You: if your a doctor you can come and fix me
You: ooh ok,theit hot too
You: their*
Stranger: i wanna massage uuuuu
Stranger: would u allow me?
You: I want to touch your dick
You: Yes
Stranger: sure baby
Stranger: it is 4 u only
You: I want to put my soft lips around your balls.for you only.And then lick your cock tillit goes hard
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: ma dick is geyying hard......
You: Ohh,im getting wet
You: baby
Stranger: i'm rubbing my cock
You: Im touching myself.
You: Tell me what your doing.In more detail.I want to moan
Stranger: i'm rubbing ma cock n feeling u around me
Stranger: i'm feeling like u r licking it
You: Oh baby, your getting me off.I wish you were here.I want you do lick me too.I want you inside me
Stranger: same i want
Stranger: i want 2 fuck u hardddddddddd
You: All I have is my fingers..your cock would be soo much better
You: Ill get my vibrator.hopefully i can find it
Stranger: u can b satisfied by dat but wat ll i do.......
Stranger: i think i ll masturbate imagining u..........
You: Damn Iv been fantascising about you since this chat started
You: My nipples are hard
Stranger: may i c u? so dat i can masturbate easily....
You: I dont have webcam.... :( im buying one soon though
You: send me photos of you baby?
Stranger: send me ur pic baby......
You: i dunno how..
Stranger: email dem
You: send me one of you..
Stranger: gv me ur id, i ll send soon
You: Ill send one, just give me your email babe
You: Send me a photo of your dick
Stranger: divyanshug19@gmail.com
Stranger: dis is my id
Stranger: r u sending?
Stranger: wat happen?
Stranger: i'm going 2 cum
You: yeah im picking one now for you baby
Stranger: i want 2 cum on ur boobs
You: i wish i was there so i could eat your come
Stranger: i didn't got ur pic yet.....
You: i havnt sent it yet
You: alomost there
Stranger: send quickly baby
Stranger: i cant wait more
You: my internets a bit slow.its coming though
You: same time as me ;)
Stranger: ahhhhhh
Stranger: give ur boobs in my mouth baby
Stranger: i wanna eat dem
You: i will,whats your name so i can moan
Stranger: divyanshu
Stranger: urs?
You: thats a sexy name.its turns mew on
You: me
You: it reminds me of my favourite curry.I find indian come taste nice.baby.I wish i had yours
May 2010
3 posts
Just did like 2 hours of Omegle video chat
jerfrey:
i met a few legit people
:|
what?
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
1 post
.............
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This is God.
Stranger: well this is jesus
You: Not a Stranger.
You: well hello son.
Stranger: im your son
You: Why aren't you in bed? This is your bedtime after all.
Stranger: there is no time in heaven
You: Touché.
Stranger: you of all ppl should know that
You: Yeah but you of all people should know there really is no heaven.
Stranger: oh how dare you
Stranger: put gloria on the phone
You: I am twelve what is this
You: and who is gloria
Stranger: i dont age
Stranger: i just am.
You: well i do schmuck
Stranger: and i will always be.
You: cool beans
You: this convo was cool and now its not
Stranger: well its because of your intellect
Stranger: and your age
Stranger: you've barely hit puberty my son
You: really?
You: 1) I'm a girl
You: 2) I am 18.
You: 3) I said the I am twelve as a joke.
You: 4) Edumucate yourself on memes
You: 4) http://princessleah7x.tumblr.com [=
Stranger: what is that
You: are you twelve?
You: d=
Stranger: should i trust you and go to it
Stranger: no im not twelve honey
You: yes it's tumblr..
You: fail
You: better.. #fail
Stranger: i see
You have disconnected.
January 2010
2 posts
December 2009
1 post
September 2009
1 post
on Omegle making tumblr friends! →
lindsayhuffman:
so far I’ve gotten;
bemysilhouette. specialjaydee. rejuvenatedsoul. bornoftaco. which didn’t exist. :( foryouforever. rach-electric. bumped into her twice. lol popozao. bigcityshakedown. cwiokk. ashcrowlovv. whatthefuck. yamatm. screamingforsunlight. shes new. :) unspeakablewords. kelliibobellii. aera-cura. revolved. alisagivesprops. boughtabride.
August 2009
1 post
July 2009
1 post
June 2009
5 posts
May 2009
1 post
April 2009
35 posts
Stranger: hi
You: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
1 tag
Just A SHORT Chat On Omegle
runbetweenthelines:
Connecting to server…You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: harro Stranger: O hurro You: haha nice Stranger: :) You: :D Stranger: You sound.. Stranger: American? You: lol try again Stranger: Australia? UK? You: Australia Stranger: Lol same! You: how can you tell? Stranger: Just by the use of… I don’t know. Stranger: How you talk. Stranger: Male? Female? You:...
Omegle Chat
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tell me something, anything.
Stranger: you post in red
Me: and I post in blue
Stranger: excellent
Stranger: why?
Me: because of the design of this webchat.
Me: therefore I post in blue while you post in red.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Omegle →
grock:
The worst fucking social software idea ever, worse even than the party line idea of the mid to late 80s. chat with random strangers and feel superior to them because you are not stupid like they are. Much.
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: this is bob
Stranger: asl?
You: you might have heard of me.
You: or my blog
You: bob boblaw's law blog.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you're an ytmnd meme
You: no i am just a man who wants to tell the people about the law
You: if you can't pay the time, don't do the crime - an excerpt from my blog
Stranger: hi?
You: boom boom clap boom de clap de clap
Stranger: lady gaga. .-.
You: i'm gonna tell you about a beat that's gonna make you move your feet
Stranger: i'm lady gaga. ¬¬
You: no. this is miley
You: i am better and more spirtual than you
Stranger: yes i know it!
You: you promote partying and sex and leggings as pants
Stranger: i prefer beyoncé.
You: i promote christ.
You: guess who wins in the after life?!
You: that would be ME.
Stranger: i don't undestand. :/
You: you are a heathen so you wouldn't
Stranger: stop doing that!
Stranger: nooooooo D:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: triangles
Stranger: circles
You: squares
Stranger: boring
Stranger: where u from?
You: the bermuda triangle
Stranger: ahahhahaha SO cool!
Stranger: i'm brazilian!
You: I doubt that
Stranger: uaehaueheauhea
You: what's your capital city
Stranger: rio de janeiro!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
sgtpepper:
You: you find yourself in a room obvious exits are north, south and deniss Stranger: deniss You: deniss says go away Stranger: who is deniss though Stranger: and why is he so mean to me You: deniss is the guy that tells yo to go away You: he stand in the corner staring at you Stranger: why is he in the room Stranger: is he mad at me? You: every 15 minutes he says go away Stranger:...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say...
You: can we talk?
Stranger: was'up?
You: it's caturday
Stranger: yes
You: and i have no cat pictures
Stranger: here too
You: not sure what to do
Stranger: in saakaakusyusalaajarvi, sweden
You: what is that... a cat?
Stranger: a county
You: cats - we're talking cats here
Stranger: i think you need a pussy, not a cat
Stranger: i love you
You: Hi, I'm santa
You: and guess what
Stranger: hi santa
Stranger: what
You: no presents for you this year
Stranger: aw shucks
You: boom roasted
Internet won.
Stranger: hii
You: hugs are overrated just fyi
Stranger: were are you from?
You: america
You: i am in a travelling band with my brothers
Stranger: im from brazil
You: i'm from america
You: my name is nicholas jonas
You: & i don't want to hurt you
Stranger: my name is romulo
You: i want to kiss you
Stranger: i like pink floyd, and you?
You: i like listening to hymns on my discman while holding my rosary beads
Connection imploded.