talk to strangers

.: all Omegle, all the time:.
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April 30

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  • Stranger: m here
  • You: f, also here
  • Stranger: from where?
  • Stranger: and age
  • Stranger: ?
  • You: From the US. 19
  • Stranger: nice wats ur size?
  • You: Fuck you.
  • Stranger: hey wait
  • Stranger: are u hot
  • Stranger: ?
  • You: Fuck you.
  • Stranger: why ain u?
  • Stranger: aint u?
  • You: See, fuck you because you have no idea how to talk to a woman.
  • Stranger: i m just straight
  • Stranger: k lets play roleplay
  • You: Okay. What will you be?
  • Stranger: i will be your cousin
  • Stranger: and we r alone at home
  • Stranger: and i will seduce u
  • You: Okay. I’ll start.
  • You: “Jeffrey! Did you tape over my Buffy?”
  • You: “What the FUCK Jeffrey?”
  • You: “God I’ll be glad when you’re not here anymore.
  • Stranger: hey i m sorry
  • You: With this fucking beyblades shit?
  • You: What is this, I don’t even.
  • You: You’re going to have to make this up to me.
  • Stranger: hey cool down sis
  • Stranger: well u look sexy when u get angry
  • You: I’m not your sis. We’ll never be that close.
  • Stranger: k
  • You: God you’re so gross. What the— are those my panties?
  • Stranger: mmm yes
  • You: In your backpack, I see them hanging out. Are those my fucking panties?
  • You: Jesus christ Jeffrey! I’m calling mom
  • Stranger: no no plz
  • Stranger: dont call mom
  • Stranger: i’ll not do it again
  • Stranger: plz i will do whatever u want but plz dot call mom
  • You: Alright. Well. Let me think of something.
  • Stranger: okay
  • You: Why don’t you come sit down next to me on the couch here? I still have season three here. You didn’t replace that with your japanese cartoons.
  • Stranger: k as u wish
  • You: This is a good one. See how Giles has her hypnotized here? It’s for an age-old ritual. Pay attention.
  • Stranger: hmm i m
  • You: Okay now she’s in the house. See how she has to outwit the vampire?
  • Stranger: well wait emily… i want to gift u a bra for your b’day… can u tell me your size?
  • You: See, Jeffrey, that’s why I wanted you to watch this with me. You really need to learn more about women, actually just human interaction in general. I literally just caught you with a pair of my panties and now you’re asking me about my breasts.
  • You: It’s very off-putting.
  • Stranger: well i love u emily
  • Stranger: u r just amazing
  • Stranger: i cant help it but i want to feel u
  • Stranger: to be wid u always
  • You: Whoa there, that’s pretty scary. Look, you’re only saying this because I’m the first thing with a vagina outside of your mom that you’ve ever been this close to. But if I fucked you, wow, there are so many stigmas there.
  • You: You’re my family
  • You: You watch beyblades
  • You: You steal panties
  • You: It’s impossible to reconcile these things.
  • Stranger: there’s no need of….
  • Stranger: i need you
  • Stranger: plz
  • You: Shhhh. Shh shhh shhh. It’s okay. You do need me, yes. Just not the way you think you do.
  • Stranger: u r freaking sexy u made me hard everytime i see u
  • Stranger: and there is hard on now also
  • You: Is there… ? Oh, yeah, there it is…
  • Stranger: see u done that
  • You: Okay. Well, there is one thing I’d be willing to do.
  • Stranger: wat?
  • You: But you can’t tell anyone. ANYONE.
  • Stranger: i will not
  • You: If you do, I will fucking kill you. You know I can.
  • Stranger: dats a promise
  • Stranger: i will not
  • You: Okay. I want you to drop your pants.
  • Stranger: k i drop my pants
  • Stranger: now boxers also
  • Stranger: ahhh a huge one
  • You: There it is, yes. We’re not doing anything with it right now though. It’ll have to wait.
  • You: Clear off the coffee table.
  • Stranger: okay
  • Stranger: cleared
  • You: Good, good. Now, bend over the table. Show me your asshole.
  • You: Spread those cheeks.
  • Stranger: k u r my master now huh
  • You: I’m applying my sandpaper condom to my 9-inch strapon dildo. Pull those cheeks apart! Use your hands!
  • Stranger: hey what r u doing
  • Stranger: it pains
  • You: This is what you wanted! Now I have your hands cuffed behind your back.
  • You: I ram my dildo into your brown asshole.
  • Stranger: no i want u
  • You: Now I’m doing just the slickest moves with a butterfly knife while I rock you.
  • You: Two butterfly knives!
  • You: As I moan with ecstasy I slam them both into your spine.
  • You: Buffy is still playing in the background. I know this will be the best orgasm now.
  • Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • You: I hold you up on your knees, knowing your legs can no longer receive orders from your brain. I have severed that connection most sexily.
  • Stranger: u r a dirty bitch
  • Stranger: i will rape u
  • You: I whip my knives out of your back and continue to whip them around in just the sickest fashion.