talk to strangers

sgtpepper:

You: you find yourself in a room obvious exits are north, south and deniss
Stranger: deniss
You: deniss says go away
Stranger: who is deniss though
Stranger: and why is he so mean to me
You: deniss is the guy that tells yo to go away
You: he stand in the corner staring at you
Stranger: why is he in the room
Stranger: is he mad at me?
You: every 15 minutes he says go away
Stranger: should i apologize?
You: apology failed
Stranger: why is he mad at me though
You: he ahs lived his entire life in this dark empty room with stone walls
Stranger: so why am i in this room
Stranger: how did i get there
You: you got drunk the night before
Stranger: ohh is that why deniss is mad at me
You: deniss knows how to say nothing else but go away
Stranger: okay
You: obvioius exits are north and south
Stranger: so north or south
Stranger: what are the
Stranger: not obvious exits
You: they aren’t obvious
Stranger: well if i looked hard i could find them
Stranger: so what’s in the room
Stranger: is deniss standing in front of one
You: nothing but deniss
Stranger: okay i’ll go north i guess
You: can’t
Stranger: south then
You: there is a flamboyant statue of McCain in the way
Stranger: can i move it
You: yes
Stranger: okay
You: you died
Stranger: how did i die
You: cats ate your face
Stranger: i should have just chilled with deniss for a while
Stranger: cats love me though
Stranger: i would just pet them
Stranger: they wouldnt eat my face
You: especially the taste of your face
Stranger: well they could just lick it
You: but they were to excited
Stranger: plus where did these alleged cats come from
You: and hungry
Stranger: am i still drunk
You: under the statue
You: they are flat cats
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: flat cats
Stranger: that’s a new one
Stranger: why didnt they eat my homeboy deniss’ face
You: they belong to deniss