Just A SHORT Chat On Omegle
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You: harro
Stranger: O hurro
You: haha nice
Stranger: :)
You: :D
Stranger: You sound..
Stranger: American?
You: lol try again
Stranger: Australia? UK?
You: Australia
Stranger: Lol same!
You: how can you tell?
Stranger: Just by the use of… I don’t know.
Stranger: How you talk.
Stranger: Male? Female?
You: male
You: you?
Stranger: Same.
Stranger: Age?
You: 15
You: you?
Stranger: Hah, same.
Stranger: NSW?
You: NSW
Stranger: Same.
Stranger: Ahh…
You: lol
You: strange
You: city?
Stranger: Sydney.
Stranger: Suburb?
You: thats a bit close…
Stranger: Meh.
You: southern sydney suburbs
You: one of those
Stranger: Hah, I’m not a fucking net predator.
You: isnt that what a net predator would say? :P
Stranger: Southern…. I have no idea what that includes.
Stranger: Yeah it is :P
You: southerland shire
Stranger: But meh.
Stranger: So what music do you like?
You: hmmm
You: a lot
You: everything from acoustic to death metal
You: that excludes rap and techno
You: i dislike them intensely
Stranger: Lol techno.
Stranger: http://foolsforest.com/ Convert to genreless music.
You: are you an ad or something…?
Stranger: Ha, no.
You: hold on
You: what music do you like?
Stranger: Good music.
You: such as…
Stranger: I don’t class music into genres.
You: bands?Stranger: Electronic sound synthesis offers so much more sound flexibility.
Stranger: I don’t understand why musicians are holding onto the past, still using fucking… horseskin drums.
Stranger: And fucking.. strands of string, attached to a piece of wood.
Stranger: Everything else is advancing, I just don’t understand.
You: guitars sound good
You: i have one in my hand
You: guitars will NEVER ever go away
You: maybe other instruments
Stranger: /facepalm
You: hahaha
You: ouch
Stranger: Alright, I’ll tolerate one.
You: you probably havent heard any good bands
Stranger: But the sounds produced by all instruments used by ‘bands’ can be produced electronically, and improved upon also.
Stranger: Lol.
You: but they arent real
Stranger: Clearly, before I make such judgements, I must have done my research.
You: no you havent…
Stranger: Define real.
Stranger: Cool.
You: you havent heard good music
Stranger: I was a fucking rockwhore for like 8 years.
Stranger: Cool.
You: ahhh noooo
You: butbut
You: ugh
Stranger: I like some rock I guess.
Stranger: Like I said, I like good music. Which means it could be from any “genre”.
You: synthesisers arent the go mate
You: people pour emotion into the songs they write with guitars
You: thats one of the reasons people play
You: using a computer just steals that away
You: it isnt the same
You: its not good having a perfect result to begin with…
Stranger: Well that’s solely a judgement call.
You: no
You: its fact
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Source?
You: every artist with a guitar in their hands
Stranger: Ah fuck it. Too tired.
You: no dude
You: i win hands down
You: …
Stranger: Grats.
You: your a very strange person…
Stranger: Go back to grade 3, it seems to weren’t listening when you were taught about punctuation and grammar.
You: You’re a very strange person…
Stranger: you*
You: i know how to write
Stranger: Those last 2 fullstops are unnecessary.
You: they indicate silence
Stranger: Unless of course you have something else to say.
You: which i dont.
Stranger: That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
You: what?
Stranger: Thus, they are unnecessary.
You: ……….?????
You: are you a teacher?
You: god damn
You: i choose not to make it perfect.
Stranger: I’m sorry baby. I didn’t mean that.. it’s just sometimes I get so scared..
Stranger: Scared of being a nobody.
You: wow
You: ….you have a counsellor right?
Stranger: Nah, but it’s been suggested by many.
Stranger: Don’t leave me please.
Stranger: I like you.
You: why?
Stranger: I don’t know.
Stranger: You don’t have a very strong Australian accent do you?
You: no
Stranger: Like GDAY MATE HOWZ IT GOIN???!??!?
Stranger: Ah good.
Stranger: Do you do well at school?
You: not really
You: but im not a fucking idiot either
You: anyway
Stranger: Ah cool.
You: dinners ready
Stranger: Wait, dinner.
Stranger: Oh m ygod.
Stranger: Same :P:P
You: lol
Stranger: Stay there.
You: i am
You: im back
Stranger: Same.
Stranger: So are you on holidays yet?
You: not yet
Stranger: When do you go on holidays?
You: friday
Stranger: Yeah same.
You: this is a creepy question…lol
You: what school do you go to?
Stranger: Ahhh. Not that I don’t trust who you say you are, one can never be so certain.
Stranger: Would you be willing to answer that question?
You: lol nope
Stranger: :P
Stranger: I probably would if you did.
Stranger: So you’re year 10?
You: yah
You: you?
Stranger: Same.You: cool
Stranger: School certificate :/
Stranger: Have you done any practise ones yet?
You: kinda
You: i think so
You: in english and geography
Stranger: Ah yeah, same @ English.
You: whats your teachers name?
Stranger: For English?
You: yes
Stranger: Lol why would you want to know this?
You: to see if theres a possibility of us actually knowing eachother in real life
You: even though i doubt it
Stranger: Well what’s your name.
Stranger: First name.
You: whats YOUR name?
Stranger: Owen.
You: i dont know an owen..
Stranger: Ah well, then we don’t know each other.
You: damn
You: the ultimate coincidence ruined
Stranger: :(
You: :’(
Stranger: Do you think with all the information I’ve given you… if you were so inclined, you could come and kill me?
Stranger: If you were a net predator.
You: nah
You: dinner and music arent any idication
Stranger: Well name..
Stranger: Location.
You: ….hmmmm
You: ultra creepy
Stranger: Grade @ school.
Stranger: What is?
You: oh dw
You: sorry
Stranger: Lolwut.
You: i just got how you were saying that
You: dont worry
Stranger: Ah right.
Stranger: Yeah I see.
Stranger: Btw, you seem pretty normal, why are you on here?
You: msn’s boring
You: thought i’d mix it up
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: Nice.
Stranger: Do you game?
You: nah
You: i used to
You: but i kinda got over it
You: now i got a laptop
You: its capable
You: but i dont any games on it
You: have…
You: *dont have any games
Stranger: Ah right.
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: How is your… love life?
You: epic fail
You: yours?
Stranger: Yeah, I’m in love.
You: awwww
You: descrption of said person?
Stranger: Angel.
You: fair enough :P
Stranger: :P
You: she like you?
Stranger: I’d like to think she loves me.
You: mmmmm
Stranger: Or else she’s been lying.
Stranger: But fuck..
You: fuck what?
You: fuck her? :P
Stranger: I hate it when people are like “Huurrrrr I’m so in love!! She’s perfect HURRR” I kinda feel like that now.
Stranger: jd9ueico I don’t know.
Stranger: Does your current love situation make you feel sad?
You: whats her name?
Stranger: Now that wouldn’t be fair to her.
You: fine
You: yeah
You: my friends a bit like “HUURR I LOVE HER!!!”
Stranger: Yeah, I hate that.
You: but ‘she’ changes everyday
You: thats worse
Stranger: Oh god.
You: yah
Stranger: Are you going to school tomorrow?
You: yeah
You: well its not that bad
You: i have an excursion to the beach
You: so itll be cool
Stranger: Oh nice.
Stranger: On the last day?
Stranger: For what subject?
Stranger: Geography imo.
You: ya
Stranger: Nice.
Stranger: Ahh..
Stranger: Collaroy beach?
You: nope :P
Stranger: Ah, damn.
You: why?
Stranger: I don’t know.
You: Cronulla beach
Stranger: Oh right. Cool.
Stranger: So you’re there to investiage the coastal management issues etc?
You: yep
Stranger: Kewl.
Stranger: I should really be producing… but this is interesting..
Stranger: What nationalilty are you?
You: hold on
You: Stranger: I should really be producing… but this is interesting..
You: what does that mean?
Stranger: Producing teh musicsszz.
Stranger: And interesting.. referring to this conversation.
You: why do you produce music?
You: do you do music as a subject?
Stranger: No, as a hobby.
Stranger: I thought our little argument earlier would’ve exemplified my passion for music to you.
You: yeah..lol
Stranger: I’m Austrian.
You: ah cool
You: im gonna put this on my blog when were done
You: say hi :)
Stranger: Do you have my permission to do that?
You: i dont know
You: do you give me permission?
Stranger: Well, there’s no way for me to stop you (CORRECT SIR!).. but I’d rather you didn’t.
You: why
You: random mr owen
You: people will forget
Stranger: I don’t know. It’s a matter of personal security.
You: continue…
Stranger: Nea.
You: thats a nice name for a girl….randomly…
You: if you say it right
Stranger: It’s pronounced “Nair”
You: but it sounds nice like “neeah”
Stranger: Oh yeah..
Stranger: Nice.
You: lol
You: yes it is
You: so is this song
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adV8-_hgL4g
You: i know you dont like guitars or anything
You: but buckethead is amazing with a “piece of wood with fucking strings on it” in his hands
You: you can hear the emotion in there
You: and you cant deny it
You: you couldnt get something like that out of a computer program
Stranger: Lol.
You: and wait for the solo
You: holy mother fucking shit its good
Stranger: I dunno.. the melody’s aren’t heart warming.
You: hold on
You: he does a really emotional one
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVVCavjaltM
You: its not all crazy
You: just really nice
Stranger: Hmm, sounds oka.y
You: you cannot get emotion from a computer program
You: full stop
You: not like that
Stranger: Merely repeating your argument does not at all strenghten it.
You: yes it does
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHChc2I7FKk
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: I’ve always loved this song.
You: its pretty cool
Stranger: Heard it before?
You: the original?
Stranger: I thought the George Harrison version was the original.
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLqUkGyRLz0
Stranger: Now you have to listen to this.
You: nyeeeeeeh
You: its…eh
Stranger:
Snaping, cracking, sleeping Cannot feel my fingers anymore, Cannot feel my fingers anymore
Stranger: Clearly you haven’t listen to the whole thing.
You: no
You: just the repetitive beat…
Stranger: Meh. Ultraform is the closest thing to a god on earth.
You: …no.
Stranger: :(
You: sorry mate
You: that is extremely extremely opinionated
You: i dont even say that buckethead or joe satriani are close to god
Stranger: Well obviously I wouldn’t have said it if it wasn’t.
You: yeah
You: but you must like…love ultraform if you think that highly of them
Stranger: Meh, I don’t believe in a god.
Stranger: Him.
You: neither do i :)
Stranger: :)
You: if i did id be swearing at him right now
You: the love of my life comes online
Stranger: :(
You: and we talk for literally 3 minutes
Stranger: Hold on..
You: then she goes “bye”
Stranger: Watch this..
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVTJJ51jPcc
You: and leaves
Stranger: Then I will discuss it with you.
You: lol
You: okidoki
Stranger: Discuss your love situation that is.
You: yup
Stranger: So yeah.. pretty much, this video shows that electronic music can be extremely emotional.
You: no
You: you may move to it however you want
You: but it doesnt hold as much emotion as a real instrument can
Stranger: Meh.
Stranger: Cbf
You: haha
Stranger: This guy is actually the devil; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al0V9QejV4s&feature=related
Stranger: Okay sorry, enough.
Stranger: So.. tell me your story.
You: eh shes just eh
You: weird
You: sometimes she super nice
You: sometimes shes a bitch
You: - girls
Stranger: Hmmm.
Stranger: Well… is it possible to just move on?
Stranger: Or not?
You: not
Stranger: Ah.
Stranger: I see.
Stranger: I hate it when people say “You should just move on”… they don’t understand that sometimes it’s impossible.
Stranger: Does she know how you feel?
You: yep
Stranger: Does she feel the same?
You: no :(
Stranger: Have you tried to change this?
You: yes
Stranger: How?
You: being super super nice
You: talking to her more
You: not working though
Stranger: My advice, tell her everything inside your heart…
Stranger: And even if she doesn’t response in a desireable manner, atleast you’ll feel better.
You: maybe
Stranger: It works.
You: ok
You: ill try that
Stranger: Even over the phone, or an email..
You: that would be easier
Stranger: Yep.
You: i wouldnt know how to start it
You: or how to express it in words
Stranger: How long have you loved her?
You: like…a year
You: on and off
You: other girlfriends in between
You: which isnt good
You: and i went out with her last year
You: and broke up with her….
You: :S
Stranger: How long did you date?
You: only about 8 weeks
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